People are Crazy!
People are crazy. (Yes, thats the end of the damned statement) People are suicidal. (Greenhouse gases, stupid wars, crazy world leaders leading us to stupid wars, soap operas, hell I am sure people want to kill themselves). People are weird (Do I need to explain that?)
People will be People. Therefore, we are crazy, suicidal and weird among other things.
Why are we like this. We have just one planet, we have probably 70 years on it if you are lucky, out of that, the first 5 are lost with memory developement, the next 5 in tryin to understand the basics of living in this planet, 10-15 on grasping the advanced knowledge on cohabiting with other people, 15-20 trying to build a foundation so you can handle the next 50 years, 20-25 being in love or trying to be in love or hoping to get laid, 25-30 working to build your resume so you can get a better job after 30, 30-35 getting married and juggling a job, 35-40 looking after the first born and hoping that the job you did on your resume will bear fruit (you are a damn fruit CAKE, you ll know that when you lie on your death bed), 40-45 mid life crisis time and you are wondering if you are in the right job doing the right thing, 45-50 finally getting a grip of reality and working in a real hurry to get that retirement fund growing as fast as possible, 50-55 ruminating about all those things you could have done and didnt do when you were 20-25, 55-60 planning yourson/daughters/whateveryouwanttocallyouroffspring's wedding (this is an Indian tradition, if theres someonelse reading this, then you can substitute it with "superannuation planning or "reflection on yourself" time"), 60-65 finally noticing you have someone called a wife or husband whom you have neglected over the past 30 years and trying to make up for all the lost time by travelling to places in the world that you should have actually done when you were 30, 65-70 the idea of death enters the scheme of things you have planned and you are just waiting for it.
People are fucking weird.
People will be People. Therefore, we are crazy, suicidal and weird among other things.
Why are we like this. We have just one planet, we have probably 70 years on it if you are lucky, out of that, the first 5 are lost with memory developement, the next 5 in tryin to understand the basics of living in this planet, 10-15 on grasping the advanced knowledge on cohabiting with other people, 15-20 trying to build a foundation so you can handle the next 50 years, 20-25 being in love or trying to be in love or hoping to get laid, 25-30 working to build your resume so you can get a better job after 30, 30-35 getting married and juggling a job, 35-40 looking after the first born and hoping that the job you did on your resume will bear fruit (you are a damn fruit CAKE, you ll know that when you lie on your death bed), 40-45 mid life crisis time and you are wondering if you are in the right job doing the right thing, 45-50 finally getting a grip of reality and working in a real hurry to get that retirement fund growing as fast as possible, 50-55 ruminating about all those things you could have done and didnt do when you were 20-25, 55-60 planning yourson/daughters/whateveryouwanttocallyouroffspring's wedding (this is an Indian tradition, if theres someonelse reading this, then you can substitute it with "superannuation planning or "reflection on yourself" time"), 60-65 finally noticing you have someone called a wife or husband whom you have neglected over the past 30 years and trying to make up for all the lost time by travelling to places in the world that you should have actually done when you were 30, 65-70 the idea of death enters the scheme of things you have planned and you are just waiting for it.
People are fucking weird.
posted by Antimatter at 9:47 AM
2 Comments:
...people are fucking weird...
so what else is new?
... humanity sucks...
yawn...who put me here. damn it. i can do without this. karma..shmarma...next time i opt to be a croc in some deep amazonian glade. what say u?
Next time? The pace at which our fellow shitheads are polluting the planet, I wonder if there will be an Amazonian glade by the time you are born again. You could speed up the rebirth process though, an option to think about?
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