12 Points to ponder.
1.What would it be like if women laid eggs and sat them for nine months?
2.If a butterfly flaps its wings in China, would it cause a microscopic change in wind pattern that might result in a hurricane in Florida?
3.If there is only one destination to all religions, why can’t we accept that there are many ways to reach it? Like there is just one Rome but there sure are a hell a lot of ways to get there.
4.If you stood one inch above the ground would you be on the other side of the world twelve hours later? (It’s all a conspiracy by the profit seeking airline companies)
5.What was running in the head of the first guy, who tweaked the cow’s tits, found a white liquid squirting out and decided that it’s good to drink? (Kinky bugger?)
6.Could George Bush have counted beyond twenty-one if calculators weren’t invented?
7.Islam’s version of heaven has 72 virgins as a part of the welcome gift. What do the women get? (Virgin guys? Won’t sell, that must be part of the “welcome to hell package)
8.Christian version of heaven has St.Peter at the pearly gates with a big ledger of sins and omissions. Why haven’t they made use of dead computer programmers to make the screening process more efficient?
9.The Hindu version of heaven is an infinite emptiness. Will I be in heaven if I look inside a beauty contestant’s head?
10.What is a war for peace? (The classic oxymoron)
11. Why do people give money to charitable organizations they have hardly heard about instead of going to the hut at the end of the road and giving the money to its residents?
12. Why didn’t they tar and feather the idiot who invented the gun? What practical purpose is it used for other than killing living things? (For Sport? Go use a catapult morons)
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2.If a butterfly flaps its wings in China, would it cause a microscopic change in wind pattern that might result in a hurricane in Florida?
3.If there is only one destination to all religions, why can’t we accept that there are many ways to reach it? Like there is just one Rome but there sure are a hell a lot of ways to get there.
4.If you stood one inch above the ground would you be on the other side of the world twelve hours later? (It’s all a conspiracy by the profit seeking airline companies)
5.What was running in the head of the first guy, who tweaked the cow’s tits, found a white liquid squirting out and decided that it’s good to drink? (Kinky bugger?)
6.Could George Bush have counted beyond twenty-one if calculators weren’t invented?
7.Islam’s version of heaven has 72 virgins as a part of the welcome gift. What do the women get? (Virgin guys? Won’t sell, that must be part of the “welcome to hell package)
8.Christian version of heaven has St.Peter at the pearly gates with a big ledger of sins and omissions. Why haven’t they made use of dead computer programmers to make the screening process more efficient?
9.The Hindu version of heaven is an infinite emptiness. Will I be in heaven if I look inside a beauty contestant’s head?
10.What is a war for peace? (The classic oxymoron)
11. Why do people give money to charitable organizations they have hardly heard about instead of going to the hut at the end of the road and giving the money to its residents?
12. Why didn’t they tar and feather the idiot who invented the gun? What practical purpose is it used for other than killing living things? (For Sport? Go use a catapult morons)
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posted by Antimatter at 5:09 AM
2 Comments:
Here are possible answers to some of your questions.
1. Life would be boring, (men will be having sex only for 3 months.)
3. Because, most people think their way to rome is First Class on an aircraft, while everyone else is crawling naked on their bellies.
4. No. (get your basic physics right!)
5. "Bitch, only if my wife would let me do this to the hot girl next door!"
6. Oh, does goerge bush count to 21? Hey, Three cheers for the person who taught him where all his digits where.
8. Most of the computer programmers end up in hell. (getting a fat salary for banging on a keyboard is not all that virtuous.)
Btw, great blog..
1. Life would be boring, (men will be having sex only for 3 months.)
Life would be interesting.There are other hens in the coop. ;-)
3. Because, most people think their way to rome is First Class on an aircraft, while everyone else is crawling naked on their bellies.
That would be another point to ponder and point taken.
4. No. (get your basic physics right!)
Will not. Physics is an infant science, who knows what might be possible when we decode more of it.
5. "Bitch, only if my wife would let me do this to the hot girl next door!"
But where did Mr. Kinky get the idea in the first place.
6. Oh, does goerge bush count to 21? Hey, Three cheers for the person who taught him where all his digits where.
He probably could count only till one until his middle age. :D (go figure)
8. Most of the computer programmers end up in hell. (getting a fat salary for banging on a keyboard is not all that virtuous.)
Considering the fact that a majority of the population ends up there, the devil must have implemented e-governance already.
Btw, great blog..
Thanks. Glad to be a source of amusement.
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