Georgie porgy

Everyones has an opinion of George W and John K, so here's my two bits.
Election 2000 was rigged. The elections at global cop headquarters was rigged by Jeb. Have no doubts about that. As America has wised up to Jebbie, there needs to be a different strategy this time.
Lets have a look at possible situations that would help King George come back to the white house,
A) Osama (Trash)Bin Laden will be caught six hours before voting commences.
B) Iraqis will vote to become the fifty first state of the USA.
C) The Saudis will decided to provide free oil to America for eternity or at least till their oil wells run dry.
D) Overnight, George Bush's IQ will shoot up to 70. (That would take a huge effort, doubling ones intelligence overnight is a pretty tough affair)
Since I don't see any of the above happening. Then the other option is that the people of America will actually vote Dubya in for another term.

Time to forecast possible scenarios in case that happens.
After getting bored of playing around in Iraq where public opinion about USA is heading south while the G-Men body count goes north, Georgie porgy will decide to go tweak Kim Jong's weenie for a while. North Korea being a bit different from Iraq, Georgie will have to invade Brazil in order to get enough wood to make coffins for all those body bags heading home.
Pakistan the brand new Non NATO, NATO nation will be next in the cross hairs. Dubya the promoter of democracies who also sleeps with an odd dictator here and a psychotic king there, will find an excuse to send more troops to central Asia. (Dubya says he doesn't like dictators, so off with Saddams head, then he says he loves Gen.Mushy and King Fayad and he complains that its the democrats who flip flop on all issues!).
Watching this idiocy happening in their backyard, the Russians will decide to arm the rebels in Afghanistan (A reversal of roles. The Americans used to arm and train the Mujahideen when Russia occupied Afghanistan remember). USA will go back to the draft era, shortage of manpower will force the Americans to enlist anyone they can find. Don't be surprised if Donald Duck is made a captain and Mickey Mouse becomes a brigadier. The French will eat French fries (freedom fries to the Americans) and watch live action on their television and probably resign from NATO. The new British PM would have brought his troops back home and his Australian counterpart will follow suit.The Pommys finding their senses albeit a bit late would have sent Tony Blair on a mission to find the Loch Ness monster and quickly placed a new man at the helm while he's away.
Caught in a quagmire, Dubya will resign mid term and go on to become the head of product development at Microsoft. Dick Cheney being a tad too old to manage affairs will step down from his post which will enable Donald 'cowboy' Rumsfeld to become the president. Rumsfeld will issue orders to nuke Iraq, North Korea, Iran, Syria, Pakistan, China and any other place he can name. (I Hope his geography is limited) Two months thereon, the world will come to a fiery end.So, people, if George W is reelected I suggest you begin doing the things that you always wanted to do, you are running out of time. Consider the earth to be one big time bomb. When Georgie is reelected the countdown begins.

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