An Ode to a Statesman
This is the last article about George Bush, I promise (I reserve the right to break my promise if he indulges in anymore idiocy during his last days in office).
With just a few more days to go for the world to come out of the clutches of George W Bush (Junior) (I also reserve the right to come back and correct that statement if needed), I find it necessary to write an ode to a magnificent statesman, a man of farsighted vision and a brilliant speaker.
The president has succeed in making this world a more dangerous place than what it was when he took office in 2000. Al Queda’s recruitment center has reportedly sent Bush a gift of an unexploded ‘depleted uranium bomb’ as a sign of thanks for helping them increase their recruitments by 700 percent. He has made great strides in taking a healthy economy and sending it to the cleaners. Budget deficits have reached figures that contain more numbers than a Boyz 2 Men album. (The IBM deeper blue was supposedly made to help calculate the budget deficit).
He has managed to get unprecedented support for his invasions and wars to bring lasting peace to humanity. Marshall Islands, Republic of Palau and Iceland are all behind him. The Solomon Islands with its army of over twelve (Yes, I said twelve) people also supports the president. Oh, yes, and Rwanda, a country that has killed over two million of its citizens, the biggest genocide since Hitlers Operation nojews. HA HA fucking HA
A statesman par excellence GWB junior managed to unite the world’s opinion after many decades. A universal disgust over ‘one’ person had not been seen since the days of dear old Adolf.
A speaker without equal, his nuggets of wisdom and his witty observations were quoted in many a newspaper and magazine. At his public exhibits of verbal diarrhea the crowd was always careful to keep their distance to avoid being caught in the spew of unprocessed crap. He had to be carried from place to place as he never managed to take his foot off the mouth long enough to walk. (Verbal diarrhea, with a foot in the mouth? Disgusting).
But all is not lost, look at the positive side of things, we don’t have to contend with a George W Bush (sub junior). Thank heavens for small mercies.
Your contribution should be sent to:
The Bush Gene Eradication Fund
CDC
Atlanta
With just a few more days to go for the world to come out of the clutches of George W Bush (Junior) (I also reserve the right to come back and correct that statement if needed), I find it necessary to write an ode to a magnificent statesman, a man of farsighted vision and a brilliant speaker.
The president has succeed in making this world a more dangerous place than what it was when he took office in 2000. Al Queda’s recruitment center has reportedly sent Bush a gift of an unexploded ‘depleted uranium bomb’ as a sign of thanks for helping them increase their recruitments by 700 percent. He has made great strides in taking a healthy economy and sending it to the cleaners. Budget deficits have reached figures that contain more numbers than a Boyz 2 Men album. (The IBM deeper blue was supposedly made to help calculate the budget deficit).
He has managed to get unprecedented support for his invasions and wars to bring lasting peace to humanity. Marshall Islands, Republic of Palau and Iceland are all behind him. The Solomon Islands with its army of over twelve (Yes, I said twelve) people also supports the president. Oh, yes, and Rwanda, a country that has killed over two million of its citizens, the biggest genocide since Hitlers Operation nojews. HA HA fucking HA
A statesman par excellence GWB junior managed to unite the world’s opinion after many decades. A universal disgust over ‘one’ person had not been seen since the days of dear old Adolf.
A speaker without equal, his nuggets of wisdom and his witty observations were quoted in many a newspaper and magazine. At his public exhibits of verbal diarrhea the crowd was always careful to keep their distance to avoid being caught in the spew of unprocessed crap. He had to be carried from place to place as he never managed to take his foot off the mouth long enough to walk. (Verbal diarrhea, with a foot in the mouth? Disgusting).
But all is not lost, look at the positive side of things, we don’t have to contend with a George W Bush (sub junior). Thank heavens for small mercies.
Your contribution should be sent to:
The Bush Gene Eradication Fund
CDC
Atlanta
posted by Antimatter at 4:24 AM
4 Comments:
Go W! I'm going to a Bush rally this weekend. I'll give a few cheers there for you! :)
I know that George W takes a lot of bashing around the world. I know he might have some personality traits that might rub people the wrong way ... but he is a man of conviction. He doesn't waffle and I give him credit for that.
Mass murders in the name of freedom? Indiscriminate bombings of civilian targets. Gross abuse of human rights. Yes anon, those personality traits sure rub me the wrong way. Please give a few cheers on my behalf.Being rid of him is definitely a cause to cheer!
Bush is not Hitler, as you seem to be portraying him. But I'm not trying to change your mind. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I just ask for a fair portrayal.
http://www.dissidentvoice.org/Articles3/Jayne_Hitler-Bush.htm
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