Tamil Cinema News
Ajith has been selected to play the lead role in the sequel to “Babe in the City”. The director has reportedly asked Ajith to lose a few kilos before the start of shoot.
In other breaking news, the producer of the yet to be titled movie starring Vijayakanth, said the “Captain” will refrain from running around trees with heroines a quarter his age, instead high tech graphics will be used to make the trees run around him and his heroine 1/4th his age.
Dhanush the handsome young silver screen sensation has been signed on for a new movie titled, ‘Bhoot part 2’. He will be starring as the ghost. Ram Gopal Verma said, “Bhoot 2 is a low budget film, I will save a substantial sum on make up.”
The famed mic Mohan who entertained the masses with films featuring melodious songs is once again producing and starring in a movie. The movie will be playing three shows a day for two days in the back seat of a Maruti van. Advance booking will not be necessary.
The Chennai city traffic police, in their drive to regulate unruly motorists have recruited Kiran, the young actress who made her debut in the runaway hit “Gemini”. Sources in the traffic commissioner office say that she will act as a temporary ‘round about’ in congested road junctions during peak hours.
Superstar Rajinikanth’s new venture ‘Chandramuki’ has been sold for a record sum to Azim Premji. Azimji has reportedly said, “ I am running short of space to keep my money, I need to claim a huge loss in some venture”.
Mumtaz of “Malai Malai” fame was stopped at the Melbourne airport on her way to Tasmania where she is scheduled to act in a song sequence for the soon to bomb movie “Malai Malai”. A Melbourne airport authority spokesperson later clarified that the quarantine officer on duty had mistaken her for a white pachyderm.
Simbu aka Silambarasan, in an interview to the press late this evening said that he has decided to retire from the film industry. The news kicked off celebrations in cities around the world.
All characters, names, locations and events in this article are surreal. The author is not sure if they are a figment of his imagination or not. If sued, the author will claim innocence under the insanity act.
No part of this article is meant to hurt the sentiments of any person, animal or ‘round abouts’.
Send your spare Drachmas to:
Make a Good movie and watch the video pirates rake in the moolah
Burma Bazzar
Chennai
In other breaking news, the producer of the yet to be titled movie starring Vijayakanth, said the “Captain” will refrain from running around trees with heroines a quarter his age, instead high tech graphics will be used to make the trees run around him and his heroine 1/4th his age.
Dhanush the handsome young silver screen sensation has been signed on for a new movie titled, ‘Bhoot part 2’. He will be starring as the ghost. Ram Gopal Verma said, “Bhoot 2 is a low budget film, I will save a substantial sum on make up.”
The famed mic Mohan who entertained the masses with films featuring melodious songs is once again producing and starring in a movie. The movie will be playing three shows a day for two days in the back seat of a Maruti van. Advance booking will not be necessary.
The Chennai city traffic police, in their drive to regulate unruly motorists have recruited Kiran, the young actress who made her debut in the runaway hit “Gemini”. Sources in the traffic commissioner office say that she will act as a temporary ‘round about’ in congested road junctions during peak hours.
Superstar Rajinikanth’s new venture ‘Chandramuki’ has been sold for a record sum to Azim Premji. Azimji has reportedly said, “ I am running short of space to keep my money, I need to claim a huge loss in some venture”.
Mumtaz of “Malai Malai” fame was stopped at the Melbourne airport on her way to Tasmania where she is scheduled to act in a song sequence for the soon to bomb movie “Malai Malai”. A Melbourne airport authority spokesperson later clarified that the quarantine officer on duty had mistaken her for a white pachyderm.
Simbu aka Silambarasan, in an interview to the press late this evening said that he has decided to retire from the film industry. The news kicked off celebrations in cities around the world.
All characters, names, locations and events in this article are surreal. The author is not sure if they are a figment of his imagination or not. If sued, the author will claim innocence under the insanity act.
No part of this article is meant to hurt the sentiments of any person, animal or ‘round abouts’.
Send your spare Drachmas to:
Make a Good movie and watch the video pirates rake in the moolah
Burma Bazzar
Chennai
posted by Antimatter at 9:16 AM
3 Comments:
If sued, the author will claim innocence under the insanity act.:))
Daily quota of laughter :D
C.
CAS + no VCD is a deadly combination. I'll die of boredom.
I am on a diet of Tam martial art movies they show on Vijay now :)
Brilliant one. I now realise why my bike suffered such mutilation y'day, when I hit a roundabout
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