Saturday, June 25, 2005

Alaskan Dreams

The AM is going to Alaska! He read this and the bug bit him big time. Bought for $7,200,000 from the Russians....well..a long time ago, this was the USA's biggest bargain deal ever. More about Alaska here . Then on to Seattle the home of Tom Robbins the most amazing writer on the planet. Updates and photos to follow.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Good Day Mate!

The Americans and for that matter a lot of other folks have a habit of tilting their head a few degrees if they see you. It is their way of acknowledging your presence. Like saying, 'hey bro I see you' and 'I see that you are within my vision.' You walk down the road and a guy you have never seen before, who in all possibilities you will never see again, tilts his head and continues walking. We being we, have this irresistible urge to stop and ask about his wife, kids and the neighbor’s dog. But no, that is not allowed. The thing to do is the "I see you too bro" tilt.
Imagine you do the tilt thingy in a little south Indian town like, say,Vanamamadurai. The person you 'tilted' at will apply his brakes like Schumacher on a sharp curve. The conversation will begin with "Thambi Yaaru?" And by the time he is finished with you, he'll know more about you than your grandmother and elder sister put together. I am not here to weigh the pros and cons of the matter at hand, just to dissect it like a frog in a high school lab. And, as is the case of the frog, I hope to make a horrible mess of it before I am through.
Another thing one notices is, the whole bro thing happens only when there is eye contact. You don’t find people just tilting at all and sundry (They will get a mighty crick in the neck if they do that). They never make eye contact, but if you look at them, they immediately look at you, so they can do the 'bro' thing. Probably the 'eyes in the back' syndrome where people always know if you look at them.
So the AM being AM, keeps looking at people until they are forced to acknowledge his presence. Not staring, there is never a necessity for that, just looking in the general direction will do. He's been doing it for the past four days (that’s how long has been in this country) and he's been getting the same result. No "Thambi Yaru" or even a "Yo Bro", just a tilt.
Its kind of different to be acknowledged but not asked questions thereafter. The subcontinentites that have been here for a long time probably have got used to it and follow the same principles, the ones that haven’t been here for long are probably trying to come to terms with it. But whatever the case, this gives me a valid reason to write 435 words on my blog.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

California Dreams

The AM is in California! This is the first time I have set foot in the United States and I am impressed. Impressing the AM takes some doing and more. As is usual with folks who don't have much to talk about, lets talk about the weather. The Americans being rich and all, are probably paying the Sun overtime to have it appear till 9:30 PM. Gives one a weird feeling to have dinner with the sun shining, its nice though!. This is the most gorgeous climate on the planet (as far as I have seen). If first impressions count (been here for less than 48 hours), I am in a place that seems to have more Indians than...hmm...India! The Silicon Valley is interesting. Udupi restaurants, Kebab Corners, bus drivers who speak telugu. The bus driver (an American, white,sunglasses,looking like a male version of Sandra Bullock in 'SPEED') spoke to me in all four south Indian languages!Just a few words mind you, but then you don't get to see that anywhere else in the world.
Listen to the advertisements and learn about a community has been an old AM saying, and the AM is on a learning curve. Anyone want immigration tips just drop a mail, he had loads of fun with the INS.
And yeah a final note, this country is really nice, its just the government that sucks.

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Friday, June 17, 2005

ANNIYAN

The most awaited movie of the year. With a budget of nearly 28 crores, this has to be the biggest waste of money since world war 2. This movie makes a trash can seem like a work of art. Shankar has most definitely lost it. As is usual with his movies it contains a social message, but unlike his other films this one is as coherent as a mallu speaking english. Screenplay was probably written under the influence of hard drugs. MPD's seem to be the current fad in the tamil cine industry (what did you expect? That the butler did it?) One more MPD movie and I ll want to shoot someone. The photography and sets are stunning, the songs have been picturised extremely well, but the stunts have been overdone. Verdict Anniyan is a Saniyan.

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